Anonymoose 's definitions

Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

juteresting

just when this was getting interesting

Derived from an instant messanger conversation where AOL managed to drop "st when this was getting in" from the phrase in transmission, and confusing the bejezes out of both people in the conversation.

As much as I hate to interrupt you juteresting, I think I have to go

by Anonymoose October 12, 2004

Watermelons

Big pieces of fruit which typically hang off women's bodies

Wow look at casies watermelons they look delicious

by ANONYMOOSE July 16, 2014

Bootyful

When someone has a nice ass, but you don't want to come off as an asshole trying to get some.

Rachel: He was so nice, he called me beautiful. What was weird though, is he kinda stretched the "e a u" part it almost sounded like "o's".

Christina: Oh no Rach he called you bootyful, not beautiful. He thinks you have a nice ass.

Rachel: He said what now? Oh girl thanks for telling me, avoided that real quick.

by Anonymoose March 28, 2015