2 definitions by Anonoymous Mutherfucker

obl

O brawling love. That misery that is being in love, esp. when it's not working. Ref: Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet; 'Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate! O any thing, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness! serious vanity! Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms! Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health! Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is! This love feel I, that feel no love in this.'

Fuck me. We've only been back together 11 days and already I just want to strangle the bitch. Obl. Fml.

by Anonoymous Mutherfucker December 5, 2011

portaplexia

The memory loss that occurs when passing through a doorway into a different space.

Why the fuck fuck did I just come into the kitchen? Damn portaplexia...

by Anonoymous Mutherfucker February 20, 2018