Nipple Ninja

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.

"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"

by Annie's Mum May 12, 2009

Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella

"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"

by Annie's Mum May 12, 2009

Pommie Wash

Washing only the most inimate portions of the anatomy in the hand basin, as opposed to a shower or full bath. Name derived from the british tradition of avoidaing becoming cold by fully declothing and getting wet in a cold climate. Also a time saving measure.

I was running late for work so I had a pommie wash and splashed on a bit more aftershave.

by Annie's Mum November 11, 2009