So how do Surrogate fathers work?
Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.
Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
Get the Surrogate father mug.1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.
2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
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Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.
2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.
3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.
2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.
3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
Get the Adoptive sympathy mug.1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.
2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher
3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher
3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"
"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"
"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"
"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"
"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"
"Classmates can be really annoying!"
"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"
"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"
"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"
"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"
"Classmates can be really annoying!"
by Anna Lynn Sanders May 13, 2010
Get the Classmates mug.There are 10 types of family
1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.
2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.
3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption
4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.
5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.
6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.
7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.
8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.
9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.
10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.
2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.
3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption
4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.
5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.
6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.
7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.
8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.
9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.
10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1. Don't say you don't have a Lineal Family, because you do.
2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.
3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family
4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!
5. Twins run in my side-family.
6. My godfamily is a small family of two.
7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.
8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?
9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.
10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.
3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family
4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!
5. Twins run in my side-family.
6. My godfamily is a small family of two.
7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.
8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?
9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.
10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
by Anna Lynn Sanders June 02, 2010
Get the Family mug.A female hillbilly who is still a hillbilly even though she is totally elegant and fashionable. But other than that, they have all of the other hillbilly characteristics.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
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