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Definitions by Anna Lynn Sanders

Grandcharacter 

1. Your character's offspring.
2. Your offspring's character.

Only used by ULTRA-nerds as a term of endearment to there characters.
1. My character, Cinnamon Micnally, is pregnant with girl triplets. They are my Grancharacters!

2. My twins are writing a story. I love my grandcharacters.

Adoptive Family 

Family by adoption. These people manage to be your "family" and "related" without sharing your dna.
My Adoptive Family is my REAL family. Im not going back to my stupid bio-parents.
There are 10 types of family

1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.

2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.

3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption

4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.

5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.

6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.

7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.

8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.

9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.

10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1. Don't say you don't have a Lineal Family, because you do.

2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.

3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family

4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!

5. Twins run in my side-family.

6. My godfamily is a small family of two.

7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.

8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?

9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.

10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
Family by Anna Lynn Sanders June 2, 2010

Only daughter

A female who doesn't share BOTH her parents with another girl. If a girl has only brothers, shes an only daughter.
If her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is her dad's only daughter but not her mom's only daughter. If her dad has a baby girl with her step-mom AND her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is not an only daughter.
I am not an only child, but I am an only daughter. I have 2 little brothers.

Classmates 

1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.

2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher

3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"

"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"

"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"

"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"

"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"

"Classmates can be really annoying!"