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Blimpotence
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A
fat guy
who can't
get it up
(get an
erection
).
"Whoa, that drunk chubby guy
over there
probably
suffers from blimpotence". He's no
Ron Jeremy
!".
Blimpotence
by
Angry Wolverine
November 27, 2012
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