Definitions by Angel of the Morning

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

bowling shoe sophisticate by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

titty flasher 

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.

Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.

titty flasher by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020

antipodal exploration 

When he tickles your clitoris, he is doing some heavy antipodal exploration.

Matt got me to climax last night with some heavy antipodal exploration.

antipodal exploration by Angel of the Morning January 31, 2020