Andy Wright's definitions

Dot Cotton

To begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.To leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants

If I dont get to the shithouse soon I'm gonna Dot Cotton.

by Andy Wright July 23, 2003

oinky-doinky

Poorly made, usually in reference to something done by an unqualified person.

The client had their IT Department put together an oinky-doinky hack job of a web site, instead of hiring us.

by Andy Wright June 11, 2006