Definitions by Andy Wright

oinky-doinky 

Poorly made, usually in reference to something done by an unqualified person.

The client had their IT Department put together an oinky-doinky hack job of a web site, instead of hiring us.

oinky-doinky by Andy Wright June 11, 2006

Dot Cotton 

To begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.To leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants

If I dont get to the shithouse soon I'm gonna Dot Cotton.

Dot Cotton by Andy Wright July 23, 2003