Andy Clarke's definitions

cockanus

(1)a lyric from a tenacious D song.(2)a big hairy vagina eating monster that smells like shit and looks like a cock.(3)Dean Dowdall

You fucking cockanus.The person recieving the abuse is therefore either number (2) or number (3)

by ANDY CLARKE February 5, 2004

amanda and ivana

the worlds greatest couple, they make everyone jealous.

"is that amanda and ivana?? They are like perfect."

by Andy Clarke November 25, 2016