urban cockrel

Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the country cockrel which is a male chicken that crows at dawn).

Ive been woken by the urban cockrel. (I've been woken by someone emitting a large fart).

by Andy B. August 08, 2003

swimming

The sport of champions, makes you tired and wet just the way it should be

I went swimming at the state meet and one bragging rights for a year!

by Andy B. March 14, 2004