Definitions by Andrey Biggins

Piano

A cross between a typewriter and a dildo.

Eileen, stop fornicating that piano!

Bob, have you finished typing the piano yet?

Piano by Andrey Biggins May 20, 2009

Layth 

Verb: to pontificate overly, often with extreme hyperbole, and faux-arrogance.

He laythed about Schenkerian theory, a subject about which he knew nothing.

Layth by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009

Layth 

Adjective: in an over-the-top way.

He laughed laythily.

Layth by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009

Gillian Clarke

A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.

(And she can't spell Vodafone).

Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:

"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."

Gillian Clarke by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009

Anti-realism

According to wikipedia: the term anti-realism is used to describe any position involving either the denial of an objective reality of entities of a certain type or the denial that verification-transcendent statements about a type of entity are either true or false.

Therefore, it is a silly term that means nothing.

"Do you believe in anti-realism?"

"Yes, I deny that verification-transcendent statements about a type of entity are either true or false."

"What?"

Anti-realism by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009