4 definitions by Andrew Richardson

cucumber

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003

quickie

fast oral sex, not lasting long

i payed her for 38 hours n she only gave me a fuckin quickie!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003

ploops

my fuckin word!!! idk wut it means...

ur gay, like ploops on a sunday evening, while ur gay with ur daddy

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003

pig

that fuckin cop that busted my ass last week

that fuckin pig took my dope!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003