Definitions by Andrew Mullen

Marmalade 

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.

"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."

Marmalade by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012

Geekgeist 

The collective of will of the mass nerd/geek/dweeb/l33td00d/hipster/b/ culture of the internet.

See: Zeitgeist , but with geeks

Snakes on a Plane could never live up to the big dumb stupid expectations of the geekgeist...

He was turned into a legend by the geekgeist before they were distracted by pictures of kittens.

Geekgeist by Andrew Mullen August 14, 2010

Tom Sawyer 

Someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

Tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid's phone number. The guy is such a Tom Sawyer.

Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight.

Tom Sawyer by Andrew Mullen December 27, 2008

foofery

A frivolous activity, often of a goofy, silly, and/or foppish maner. Similar to folly.

The busy southern senator frowned at his aide, "Jonathon, I simply do not have the time for all this here foofery and folderol!"

foofery by Andrew Mullen October 29, 2007