Definitions by Andrew Monda

BADO 

Bare-Ass-Dutch-Oven - Performing a dutch oven while having your pants and under garments down below your ass. The free flowing air from your anus is 3x more powerful and the effects are almost instant.

As soon as we got into bed, I put Erica under the covers and created the most powerful BADO ever!

BADO by Andrew Monda December 10, 2009

cleds 

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

cleds by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009