aimbush

v. To send an instant message at such an inopportune time that the recipient quickly replies with an aborted fragment of whatever he or she happens to be typing.

You totally aimbushed me! I hope you enjoyed reading the last three words of my third body paragraph!

by Andrew Erickson June 30, 2005

Areola Borealis

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

by Andrew Erickson April 08, 2006