2 definitions by Andrew Robert Smith

fladge

Fladge - a woman who has huge flappy vaginal lips. (flappy vadge)

"the woman i slept with last night had a bit of a fladge"
" thats a bit of a fladge you have going on there love"

The art of stroking your lovers body to make them have a tingling sensation all over.

"the way you run your fingers down my back always ends in sqooshion"

" please sqoosh my back i need to feel sqooshion"