Definitions by Andreas Larsson

Desertpök 

When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.

Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).

Desertpök by Andreas Larsson June 20, 2006