SHANK

When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'

Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.

by Anal Ainzworth January 14, 2009

Slink

Slink (sometimes pronounced Shlink) is a woman is has a reputation or appears to be a "sket" ie "Slag"

Used as a derrogatory insult

"Fuck you, you Slink!"

Sometimes pronouced Shlink as it has a nice sound to it

by Anal Ainzworth February 27, 2008

Crab Paste

Derived from the bo selecta skit , when sum1 has a particularly smelly fart
(imagine the smell of crab paste)

"Ohhh ive crab pasted"
"shit i gta a crab paste cumin"

by Anal Ainzworth January 15, 2009