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Last Thursdayism 

(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Thursday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Thursday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Tuesdayism, is considered wrong.
Q: "What is the evidence for Last Thursdayism?"
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."
Last Thursdayism by Anonymous November 6, 2002
Windows operating system
winblows by Anonymous November 5, 2002
A slowdown in message delivery in real-time Internet chatting, due to excessive server traffic.
"I hate this fucking lag!"
"lag test... 123"
"Sorry, I was lagged"
lag by Anonymous November 5, 2002
-what the hell are you talking about?
-n/m
n/m by Anonymous November 5, 2002

porn bot 

Automated program that posts links to pornographics web sites in chat rooms
"I hate this stupid drive-by porn bussiness"
"I have all porn bots on iggy"
porn bot by Anonymous November 5, 2002
See :)
:-) by Anonymous November 5, 2002
US President George W. Bush
"I didn't vote for dubbya"
dubbya by Anonymous November 5, 2002