She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron
by anonymous January 20, 2004
by Anonymous June 02, 2003
When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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