Definitions by An anonymous scottish person

Loodles

The proper, actual, genuine noodles from Lidl.

"Grab some Loodles while you are out ." or "Are those Loodles or the crappy ones from Tesco?"

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By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do.

Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.

To others a Scottish Person does nothing but drink beer

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