Glitter Pit Manoeuvre

When a woman force-locks a victims face in her sweaty, grown out glitter armpit.

Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..

Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..

by Amish Stalker February 01, 2020

Lizard Person

Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.

Scenario 1

Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!

Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.

*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*

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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa

Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.

*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?

Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.

*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-

by Amish Stalker February 28, 2022

Full Circle

When someone you know goes through all bouts of emotion in an excessively fast amount of time towards another individual. Generally starting with anger, that quickly forms into confusion, morphing back into anger, full send regret, super saiyan full blown retard, followed by quick depression, low key acceptance, and lastly complacent happiness.

Him: yo bro, why don't you and Coty chill anymore?

Bro: cuz Coty goes full circle way too often, and it really fucks with my mood.

by Amish Stalker October 06, 2019