American Cynic's definitions

Cape Garagedoor

Another name for the town of Cape Girardeau, Missouri

"I can't wait to move out of Cape Garagedoor. This place is lame."

by American Cynic August 26, 2008

Cape Retardo

A more appropriate name for the town of Cape Girardeau, given that most residents of Cape and neighboring Jackson are afflicted with some form of mental illness

I wish I could find one normal person to talk to... but, unfortunately, this is Cape Retardo

by American Cynic August 25, 2008