America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

November 7

National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"

"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 4, 2019

Joe Biden

America's hot grandpa

Joe Biden is America's hot grandpa. Oh baby, he could President me any day of the week!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 4, 2019