Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"
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nun of your business

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"
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Staircase

Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!
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Kilogram

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015ร—10โˆ’34 when expressed in the unit Jโ‹…s, which is equal to kgโ‹…m2โ‹…sโˆ’1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ฮ”ฮฝCs.
Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.
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Giuliani

The textbook example of what happens when your terrible personality rots your brain from the inside out, at which point it comes dripping down the side of your head.
He's a total Giuliani. Even his cousins didn't want to screw him anymore!
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CornPop

A bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. A razor-armed gang leader in Wilmington, Delaware, who was confronted and stared down by then-lifeguard Joe Biden and a six-foot chain.
CornPop thought he ran the swimming pool, but he was vanquished by Joe Biden.
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When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
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