Houstonguing

Men in Texas are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Houstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Texas. Literally, a Houston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Texas last week, and this guy gave me the Houstonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 19, 2016

Shag carpet

A carpet to shag on

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Drinking problem

It's when you don't have anything to drink

"Drinking problem? The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Romanes of the Day Burger

A burger that comes with romaine lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Romanes of the Day Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Wannabeach

A stretch of shoreline featuring some crappy, pebbly sand, that is deeply unsatisfying to spend time on. It's a fake beach. Literally, a wannabe beach.

My boyfriend took me to the wannabeach in the park yesterday. Take me to the sand next time!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016

Is This Your Chard Burger

A specialized burger made with swiss chard.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Is This Your Chard Burger! It comes with swiss chard ... get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018

October 29

a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.

Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 25, 2019