Artic Ocean

No. Just no. It's ARCTIC Fucking Ocean.
Anyone with a high school education should know it's not "Artic Ocean."
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The Sound & The Curry Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger served with curry for flavor
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Sound & The Curry Burger, it's served with curry spice!"
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A.B.S.

A technique for conflict resolution, short for: A -- Access your feelings; B -- Be apologetic, and S --Slap it (give each other a high-five)
Is this a fight I see? Okay everyone, settle down. It's time to practice your A.B.S.!
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We Bought a Zucchini Burger

A special burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We Bought a Zucchini Burger, you should try it!"
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Money

Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."
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Crepe shark

Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop
Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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Oh Con-Pear Burger

A burger that comes with pear
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Oh Con-Pear Burger, you should try it!"
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