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Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Washingtonguing 

D.C. guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the District of Columbia. Literally, a Washington-tonguing!
I took a trip to D.C. last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

Artic Ocean 

No. Just no. It's ARCTIC Fucking Ocean.
Anyone with a high school education should know it's not "Artic Ocean."

Washingtonguing 

Seattle men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Washington. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!
I took a trip to Seattle last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

Chard To A Crisp Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

Kingstonguing 

Guys on vacation in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!
Guys in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!

Torontonguing 

Toronto men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Torontonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, withinToronto. Literally, a Toronto-tonguing!
I took a trip to Canada last week, and this guy gave me the Torontonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

The Sound & The Curry Burger 

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger served with curry for flavor
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Sound & The Curry Burger, it's served with curry spice!"