Definitions by Alternate guy85
iris
1. adjective
period of time spent avoiding facing your problems/emotions by keeping yourself ultra-busy, usually doing something productive or challenging
2. verb
twist something innocent to create unnecessary drama, often to make someone feel bad about themselves
3. verb
to iris oneself is to pee one's pants
period of time spent avoiding facing your problems/emotions by keeping yourself ultra-busy, usually doing something productive or challenging
2. verb
twist something innocent to create unnecessary drama, often to make someone feel bad about themselves
3. verb
to iris oneself is to pee one's pants
1. "I spent all day avoiding John because he reminds me just how much smarter and cooler he is than me. So I just went to my aerials class and had an iris day for myself."
2. "So you decided to besmirch John as a misogynist by irising his comment about his personal preference into a big sexist remark??"
3. "Fuck! I saw John use his sexy muscular arms to open that jar lid and almost irised myself because I was so turned on!"
2. "So you decided to besmirch John as a misogynist by irising his comment about his personal preference into a big sexist remark??"
3. "Fuck! I saw John use his sexy muscular arms to open that jar lid and almost irised myself because I was so turned on!"
iris by Alternate guy85 May 7, 2026
delusional
Never changing your opinion even faced with overwhelming evidence is so delusional man. That's so Tbates of you.
delusional by Alternate guy85 July 12, 2023
Toasty
" I'm not drunk amigo, soy toasty! Hence having an awesome time." Said the Mexican maid to the Venezuelan guy
Toasty by Alternate guy85 October 15, 2017