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Francis

Francis is an ABSOLUTE Alpha male. Commonly has a MASSIVE shlong and is often of Italian descent. Always has a way with the ladies and is a general hotty!

Girl 1: Did you see Francis today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I think he winked at me, I almost fainted.
Francis: Hey girls

Girls: PLEASE MARRY ME!!!!

by Alpha Male 445 September 9, 2021