Genuinely the best B&M invert. Glorious pull through the inversions, phenomenally intense, whippy but not too whippy, genuinely the best ride at the park by a mile. I want to bust every time I think about this ride. I swear it gives me MASSIVE erections, making my dick longer than the queues on a Howl-o-scream weekend. Absolute cinema from start to finish, “we used to goon to ts” ahh coaster.
Mr. Bolliger: “So what did you say you favorite B&M invert was? Great Bear?”
Me: “No, it’s Alpengei-i-i~~~” *busts a HUGE load on Mr. Bolliger for blessing us with the one true lord and savior Alpengeist*
Me: “No, it’s Alpengei-i-i~~~” *busts a HUGE load on Mr. Bolliger for blessing us with the one true lord and savior Alpengeist*
by Alpengeist glazer August 21, 2025
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