Alonius Poser's definitions

universe

a group or gathering of unicorns

I had a dream that Prince and David Bowie appeared on a spaceship with a universe of unicorns.

by Alonius Poser May 24, 2016

briskshit

a high-volume, high-density shit, especially one that occurs after a moderate dry spell and/or within 24 hours of consuming a large amount of beef brisket

Too much Passover brisket can lead to the motherload of briskshits.

by Alonius Poser May 28, 2011