Definitions by Almost heaven

ELI 

A pussy ass bitch who can't a girl for more than a day and will most likely be lonely.

Hey I just broke up with Eli.
Eli is annoying as shit.

ELI by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

Holy shit is that a turtle by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

Holy shit is that a turtle by Almost heaven December 27, 2019