Almighty Meme Lord's definitions

Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018