Definitions by Almighty Meme Lord

Clap the Jack 

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

Clap the Jack by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Slap the Jack 

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

Slap the Jack by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018