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redneck

White man (ussually white), whos name is hank or cletus, who shoots down beer cans and has sex with his sister on the front lawn (if they have one).

They tend to drive pick-up trucks and listen to country music.

They also have stupid accents and no use of grammar, since they are of low income, thats why they smell.


In conclusion, they think that everything can be fixed with duck tape, they use a shotgun to change the channel, and use dogs to scratch their nutsacks.
why do rednecks fuck their sisters? havent you heard of hookers? either that or go consult Dr. Hans Jerkoff
by Allen November 22, 2004
mugGet the redneckmug.

brodied

The act of stealing or taking without consent.
To hijack.
Bob brodied the remote control, Jim yell to him to give it back.
by Allen January 7, 2005
mugGet the brodiedmug.

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