Definitions by Alistair Cookie

One-Bean Taco 

A woman’s clitoris and vulva.

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

One-Bean Taco by Alistair Cookie October 20, 2019

gluetube 

What Youtube becomes after you've watched one video and get sucked into watching an endless series of "related videos" as well.

"Man, I was just reading the news and got sucked into gluetube watching all of those Sarah Palin videos."

"Really? Is she still around?"

gluetube by Alistair Cookie March 31, 2009

Austin Strangler 

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

Austin Strangler by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008