3 definitions by Alistair Cookie

Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008

What Youtube becomes after you've watched one video and get sucked into watching an endless series of "related videos" as well.

"Man, I was just reading the news and got sucked into gluetube watching all of those Sarah Palin videos."

"Really? Is she still around?"

by Alistair Cookie November 19, 2008

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

by Alistair Cookie October 21, 2019