“Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
by Alibaster Slim January 29, 2012
“I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012