Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes

Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.

by Alibaster Slim August 03, 2012

Skoal scars

A worn circle on the pocket of a pair of jeans from a skoal tin.

“You can always tell a country boy from the skoal scars on his jeans.”

by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012

march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012