Ali J's definitions

Dope

In the urban southeast and other areas: crack cocaine.

"He went from soft to being a dope fien"

Eminem: "How his mom is a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it." - Encore

by Ali J December 20, 2004

Soft

Cocaine. Crack is hard as opposed to "soft" powder cocaine. Also known as "salt"

You want that hard? Or that soft?

by Ali J December 20, 2004

Salt

Cocaine powder. Food slang for drugs is used when having to communicate in public.

He wants a nick of collard greens and a dub of salt.

by Ali J December 20, 2004

E-tard

A person who has never been the same after taking a high dose of MDMA.

Fat boy and Jer have been e-tards ever since sloan made the big molly gel caps.

by Ali J December 20, 2004