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Definitions by Alexander the Average

When having sex while working from home prevents you from attending business Zoom meetings.
I couldn't make the morning stand-up meeting because I was delaid by my horny girlfriend.

Stephanopoulized 

To have sex with the same partner twice a day for a week. Named after the couple George Stephanopoulos and Ali Wentworth who claim to regularly have sex twice a day.
I was so horny last week I stephanopoulized my girlfriend.