Alexander The Ghoul's definitions

Broccoon

A Raccoon that does CrossFit, and won't shut up about it.

Last night there was a noise in my backyard, and when I went to look, there was a Broccoon with my trash can lifted over his head. He was drinking a green smoothie, and flexing in a sleeveless shirt that said, "Moons Out, Raccoons Out."

by Alexander The Ghoul July 31, 2018