shitemongoose

When some one is so shit faced stupid that they appear mongoose like.

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

jacking-off

To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.

Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor

by Alex highley September 15, 2003