Definitions by Alex Marconi

Yankee Doodle 

What happens to a yankee when they find themselves alone in a small southern town.

Randy decided to stop at a convenience store in New Salem for a cup of java on his way back from New York. Upon returning to his vehicle, he found it surrounded by a bunch of 'Good Old Boys'. He was escorted out behind the wood pile where they "Yankee Doodled" poor old Randy. Needless to say, Randy never visited New Salem again.

Yankee Doodle by Alex Marconi November 3, 2007