Alex Born's definitions

canopy

The act of positioning your pubic hair so that it sticks out the top of your pants or shorts like the top of a tree
ie canopy

Bill impressed all the ladies as he walked around school with a nice bushy canopy sticking out or his pants

by Alex Born February 22, 2008

swedgie

A sideways wedgie; when your underwear or pantaloons become pushed sideways and are not in correct alignment with your pants and or gentiles. Especially uncomfortable for a guy.

Dude my junk is all smashed to one side cause i have a wicked big swedgie

by Alex Born February 27, 2008