12 definitions by Alex phoenix

A person that looks dirty and like they apply dirty vaseline onto themselves every morning even if they have not showered
by Alex phoenix October 1, 2023
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Cockroach Priest; enough protestant shinanigans; just open up your church to a homeless person with light features. There are plenty of red heads whom are not protestants. There is a catholic church out there full of blondes laughing at you.
I talked to a pointless preacher about nothing at all.
by Alex phoenix October 19, 2023
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Evil persons whom want to hear your sob stories so that you can just sound like a pathetic immigrant. And they can take your heart and eat it like a cannibal</3:/ I.E. FAT WOMEN....or perhaps a "RACIST" relative. I will probably win here.
No I will not share my sob stories or die from an an haer trap with my bf...
by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023
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Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.
I could not stand his BBW farts
by Alex phoenix October 7, 2023
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