Alecs Cook ("The Ultimate Authority on Peanuts an's definitions

rod

Short for nimrod or ramrod; but it's just a rod...

Last night I thought my friend was a tool - but I realized he was the entire toolshed, no, not the toolshed, he was the biggest ROD in the toolshed.

by Alecs Cook ("The Ultimate Authority on Peanuts an August 31, 2003