Definitions by Albert Clifford
I'm not a talker
Someone who bogart's the mic at weddings, drinks abnormal amounts of vodka and OJ then passes out cold only to be taken care of by a "special" kid. Hours pass, that someone wakes up and runs outside during the Canadian winter season, not dressed accordingly, yelling and screaming "I'm not a talker".
I'm not a talker by Albert Clifford December 22, 2009
Drop the fridge
"Billy" was in a race and wasn't running as fast as he could, his mommy encouraged him to do his best and yelled "drop the fridge Billy". If he were carrying a fridge while running he wouldn't be moving that fast, if he were to "drop the fridge" he would then be moving much faster.
Drop the fridge by Albert Clifford December 13, 2009