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Plormp idormp

The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating.
Used to describe a rare, often taboo form of concurrent physical relief or gratification.
The term is not widely recognized and typically appears in niche internet or subcultural contexts.
No cap, that plormp idormp had me feelin' straight euphoric—'til I saw all the shit and cum, bruh.