2 definitions by Alana Howard
The act of being betrothed to a friend of same or opposite sex, with no real intention of ever marrying...unless desperaetion or alcohol take you to such conclusions. Agreeing to marry someone for the fun of being able to shriek that you're getting married, even though you're not. Agreeing to marry someone so you can make imaginary wedding plans that you know will never happen, but sound lovely anyway.
"Kelsey and I proposed to each other with paper clip rings, it was so romantic, now we're engauged."
"Are you coming to the engaugement party? We'll be discussing why we'll end up with bags and cats...and cheat on each other men. There'll be cocktails of course."
"Those crazy bitches got engauged because they're sick of men."
"They're not really getting marrried, they're just engauged for fun."
"Are you coming to the engaugement party? We'll be discussing why we'll end up with bags and cats...and cheat on each other men. There'll be cocktails of course."
"Those crazy bitches got engauged because they're sick of men."
"They're not really getting marrried, they're just engauged for fun."
by Alana Howard February 1, 2008
A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.
"So we've picked a date for the wadding, and we're registered at Bed Bath and Beyond."
"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."
"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"
"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"
"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."
"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"
"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"
by Alana Howard February 1, 2008