Alan Spangler's definitions

Penzance

A town in Cornwall that remains a thriving centre of Opiate importation, retail and consumption. Also noted for its imaginary pirates and dog shit encrusted pavements. Avoid.

Emaciated Wreck: got any H?
Filthy Beggar: Course mate. This is Penzance.
Both: ha ha ha ha etc

by Alan Spangler June 24, 2014

Cornwall

A remote, uncivilized area that is abundant in low paid jobs, widespread heroin abuse and a high number of semi-derelict towns but is perversely held to be somehow superior by its fat, unintelligible and sanctimonious inhabitants.

Why would you go there? That place is 100% Cornwall.

by Alan Spangler June 24, 2014