alancheek

Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
by alan cheek March 12, 2007
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having a pokey

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ
Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates
by Alan Cheek March 12, 2007
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