Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
by alan cheek March 12, 2007
Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ
Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates
by Alan Cheek March 12, 2007