Alan Béano's definitions

Chelving

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.

"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"

by Alan Béano October 2, 2007