Definitions by Alan B'Stard

Tony 

To make something secure by use of a key or similar

Are you sure the car will be safe here darling ? Yes, it's okay. I've tony'd it

Tony by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013

Norwich 

An alternative name for a ladies front bottom.

Fancy a shag ? Fuck off, your norwich smells like it fell of a Scarborough fish wife ; Why don't you support West Ham like your brothers ? Fuck off Dad, don't be a norwich

Norwich by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013