Definitions by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton
Suggestimate
A suggestimate is offered, where neither an estimate, nor a guesstimate is available.
To suggestimate, is to suggest an estimate.
To suggestimate, is to suggest an estimate.
A: What is your estimate on the cost of running the staff canteen this year.
B: I have no estimate on this as we do not know how many people will be sacked this year.
A: What about a guesstimate?
B: I absolutely cannot offer a guesstimate since I need at least a rough idea of how many staff we will have this year. Maybe you could suggestimate that for me.
B: I have no estimate on this as we do not know how many people will be sacked this year.
A: What about a guesstimate?
B: I absolutely cannot offer a guesstimate since I need at least a rough idea of how many staff we will have this year. Maybe you could suggestimate that for me.
Suggestimate by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 2, 2009
Mammy-jam
A mammy-jam is a traffic jam consisting almost entirely of, and caused by, women driving their children to and from school.
Boss: Why are you late for work?
Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.
Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.
Mammy-jam by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 2, 2009